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KISS Meets the Phantom review...

Postby rentmanager » Fri Nov 21, 2008 9:19 am

Not sure if this was ever posted here before or not but check this out, pretty funny review of our favorite movie ever...

http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/KISS_M ... _1978.aspx

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Postby snagrom6 » Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:34 am

Got bored after the first page.
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Postby The Anti-Crisst » Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:35 am

Here's a more concise review of Phantom:

http://www.rinkworks.com/badmovie/m/kis ... 1978.shtml
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Re: KISS Meets the Phantom review...

Postby actifzoe » Sun Nov 23, 2008 9:58 pm

HOLY SHIT!!!! :shock:

That brought to the surface memories that I thought I had banished right after watching the movie back in '78. I tuned in for curiosity sake and had to cleanse my brain with Saturday Night Live for the next15 months.
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Postby KiwiPete » Sun Nov 23, 2008 10:48 pm

It was released in the cinemas here.  I didn't go see it cause I wasn't a fan.

Still haven't seen it.
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Postby snagrom6 » Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:26 am

The Anti-Crisst @ Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:05 pm wrote:Here's a more concise review of Phantom:

http://www.rinkworks.com/badmovie/m/kis ... 1978.shtml


Still too long! :lol1
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Postby The Anti-Crisst » Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:23 am

Here's a short review by me:

It's SHITE.

That better? :lol I have it on pirate video; someone from the Kiss Asylum board made it for me. It's a great video to watch with a joint in one hand; just make sure you watch it as a comedy, otherwise you'll be in despair at the bad movie with its crappy acting. XD
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Postby rentmanager » Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:22 am

snagrom6 @ Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:34 am wrote:Got bored after the first page.


I never said it was short or not boring... :lol:
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Postby actifzoe » Tue Nov 25, 2008 1:51 pm

You're not missing anything, Kiwi, except for the development of a facial twitch. It was that bad.

As far as Ace walking off the set numerous time, can you blame him? Problem was that he kept going back. :roll:
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Postby The Anti-Crisst » Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:17 pm

If he hadn't, Gene would only have replaced him. o_O
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Postby Lenora » Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:23 pm

They all had stunt doubles.  Ace wasn't the only one.
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Postby KiwiPete » Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:23 pm

actifzoe @ Wed Nov 26, 2008 6:51 am wrote:You're not missing anything, Kiwi, except for the development of a facial twitch.



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Postby KiwiPete » Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:25 pm

Lenora @ Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:23 am wrote:They all had stunt doubles.  Ace wasn't the only one.



Yeah, but Peter even had a voice double, cause he lost interest.
Bet he didn't need a drug-taking double.
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Postby Lenora » Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:25 pm

True.   :lol:
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Postby The Anti-Crisst » Tue Nov 25, 2008 3:25 pm

Lenora @ Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:23 pm wrote:They all had stunt doubles.  Ace wasn't the only one.
I know, but only Ace's double was black. XD Think someone on Asylum told me that.
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Postby actifzoe » Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:20 pm

The Anti-Crisst @ Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:17 pm wrote:If he hadn't, Gene would only have replaced him. o_O


I'm not sure Gene would've found somone to throw their career away on that pile of shit. That movie killed them, and Dynasty was their eulogy.

And yes, Ace's double was African American. He probably changed his name and moved to a different country.
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Re: KISS Meets the Phantom review...

Postby rentmanager » Wed Nov 26, 2008 10:05 am

So, all in all you guys all think it was a pretty good movie then huh?

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Re: KISS Meets the Phantom review...

Postby actifzoe » Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:00 am

best thing I've ever seen. :rofl3
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Postby The Anti-Crisst » Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:22 am

It's a good movie, as long as you watch it tongue firmly in cheek and as a comedy. If you even try to watch it as an action movie, you're going to be throwing things at the screen and screaming in horror.
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Re: KISS Meets the Phantom review...

Postby dream theater » Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:45 pm

And the Oscar go's to.........     :mrgreen:

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