How NOT To Stow-away.....

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How NOT To Stow-away.....

Postby Lady Space Ace » Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:17 pm

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Pieces of a man's body fell from the wheel well of a South African Airways passenger plane bound for John F. Kennedy International Airport Tuesday and landed in the yard of a suburban home, police said.

A U.S. customs inspector discovered the rest of the man's body at 7:30 a.m. (1130 GMT) after Flight 203 landed in New York from Johannesburg, South Africa, said a spokesman for the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey, which oversees area airports.

A South African Airways spokeswoman said it appeared to have been a stowaway attempt. She said the plane had stopped in Dakar, Senegal, on its way to New York.

The pilot reported feeling vibrations at takeoff but conducted a check and found nothing amiss, said Nassau County, New York, police detective Kevin Smith.

During the flight, Smith said the pilot felt more "vibrating sensations and heard pounding, but nothing appeared wrong with the plane."

The body parts, which included the right leg, part of the spine and a hip, struck a garage roof of the home in South Floral Park, New York, before landing in the backyard, police said.




The spine thing hurt just readin' it!!!!!!    OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Postby snagrom6 » Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:23 pm

" Honey......what's the dog playing with now?"
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped."
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Postby Lady Space Ace » Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:51 pm

Oh....    I think it's femur dear.....    Image


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Postby Pacific Ocean Blue » Tue Jun 14, 2005 3:53 pm

"Honey, you have no fucking spine at all."

(sound of body parts dropping in back yard)

"Here, no one's using THIS one...."
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Postby snagrom6 » Tue Jun 14, 2005 4:34 pm

Can I borrow the spine for my boss? :mrgreen:
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Postby Virgo » Tue Jun 14, 2005 4:38 pm

Pacific Ocean Blue @ Tue Jun 14, 2005 1:53 pm wrote:"Honey, you have no fucking spine at all."

(sound of body parts dropping in back yard)

"Here, no one's using THIS one...."



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Postby Nikki » Tue Jun 14, 2005 6:35 pm

This story is giving me the fucking willies :eek1
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Postby Lenora » Tue Jun 14, 2005 6:39 pm

It is pretty fuckin gross.   :lol:
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Postby The Anti-Crisst » Tue Jun 14, 2005 6:40 pm

Not the grossest thing I've ever read about... I still remember that footbinding article that Lace posted. :shock:
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Postby Lenora » Tue Jun 14, 2005 6:52 pm

Yup.  Also very nasty.   :(
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Postby The Anti-Crisst » Tue Jun 14, 2005 6:55 pm

Still, at least in this story a housewife actually had a meat delivery arrive on time. :lol
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Postby Lenora » Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:02 pm

Ewwww!  :barf2
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Postby The Anti-Crisst » Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:04 pm

Sorry. I just couldn't resist.
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Postby Lady Space Ace » Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:12 pm

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*no spine....   I'll show you who has no spine*   :razz2
















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Postby snagrom6 » Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:34 pm

Eric Singer @ Tue Jun 14, 2005 6:55 pm wrote:Still, at least in this story a housewife actually had a meat delivery arrive on time. :lol


Yeah, but they left the bones in......DAMN THEM!!!!!!!!!! :evil:
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Postby Lady Space Ace » Tue Jun 14, 2005 7:43 pm

Gives new meanin' to Archie's old phrase.....

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