List here any torture you'd like to inflict on The Cuntwad

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List here any torture you'd like to inflict on The Cuntwad

Postby The Anti-Crisst » Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:29 pm

Remember... we don't want him dead. He needs to stay alive and suffer. :evillaugh

Here's mine: (so far)


1. Castration with a blunt axe, then forcing him to eat his own severed testicles.

2. Sodomizing him with a white hot metal broom handle.

3. Blinding him with same.

4. Placing a bottomless cage on his groinal area, then placing a starving rat inside cage.

5. Hammering rusty nails into his skull.


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This year, I'm going to join our American cousins and celebrate Thanksgiving the old fashioned way. By which I mean I'm going to invite all my neighbours round for an enormous feast, kill them all and then take their land.

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Postby Italiankissgirl » Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:40 pm

Those are pretty good!! :lol1
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Postby Miss Magic » Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:59 pm

OMG, I am fucking rollin!!! :rofl3
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Postby Lenora » Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:03 pm

How's about this? :whip3
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Postby The Anti-Crisst » Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:08 pm

Have the salty water ready to shove him in, and that'll do. 8)
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This year, I'm going to join our American cousins and celebrate Thanksgiving the old fashioned way. By which I mean I'm going to invite all my neighbours round for an enormous feast, kill them all and then take their land.

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Postby Italiankissgirl » Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:10 pm

Oh Eric you're evil :twisted1 I love it!!! :lol
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Postby jaybyrd » Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:33 pm

Drag him naked behind Bettie for a hundred yards, then spritz his entire body with a mixture of lemon juice and urine. Then tie him to a post erected in a fire ant mound and smear that slimy shit that is always in the bottom of a dumpter all over him.
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Postby jaybyrd » Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:41 pm

Oooooh Oooooh I almost forgot. We kidnap him and wait untill very early in the morning. Then we take him to a rural road that gets fairly busy in the mornings and evenings. Then we strip him naked and shove a peice of PVC pipe up his ass about 9 inches, then drag him to a barbwire fence that can be seen from the road, cut a strand of barbed wire and run the end trough the pipe. Then you pull the pipe out . this leaves the barbed wire up his ass with the other end still attached to the fencepost. If he wants off of that fence before sun-up he's gonna have to pull that wire out of his ass, and when he does,,,, a fairly good amount of his guts are gonna come with it.
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Postby Italiankissgirl » Mon Apr 25, 2005 7:43 pm

Jay,
Remind me never to piss you off!! :shock:


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Postby Mindfreak » Tue Apr 26, 2005 4:52 pm

I saw once, in a movie, where this gov't agent kidnapped this guy and took him to an interrogation room. He sat the victim down on a wooden chair. Then, he took the victim's scrotum (Eric, that's nutsack to you) and stretched it out and nailed it to the seat. The victim was ceremoniously tortured. If he wanted off that chair, he had to pull... up...

But I think the worse that can be done to a human being, I suppose, is to paralyse him/her from the neck down and then sit him/her facing a wall... for life. The sheer boredom would drive em mad...

The movie SE7EN was interesting... So was Casino.

You see, physical pain is fleeting. Mental pain, however, is slow and long lasting.

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