A clown wrote the original music and lyrics to (you guessed it) "Macarena." They rhyme with frowns. Read the Stephen King book, "It". See: The Animaniacs episode where Wakko meets the Jerry Lewis-like clown. A clown ate the dog that ate my homework. (And my professor wouldn't believe me!) They don't follow vehicle safety rules (20 in a car can't be legal). A clown wouldn't make a good superhero. Ex: "Never fear, Clown-Man is here!" Clowns have to smile all the time. Repressing all their non-happy feelings can't be good for them. I have never seen a clown help an old lady across the street. Clowns are evil. Nuff said.
This year, I'm going to join our American cousins and celebrate Thanksgiving the old fashioned way. By which I mean I'm going to invite all my neighbours round for an enormous feast, kill them all and then take their land.
RIP Rocker And Legend. 1974 - 2008. Friend And Karaoke King.