Yo Mama - Harry Potter Edition

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Yo Mama - Harry Potter Edition

Postby The Anti-Crisst » Sun Mar 29, 2015 7:48 pm

Yo mama's so fat that the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses!

Yo mama's so fat that a Wingardium Leviosa spell couldn't lift her.

Yo mama's so fat, she makes Hagrid look like "Mini-me".

Yo mama's so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge.

Yo mama's so ugly, even a Dementor wouldn't kiss her!

Yo mama's so fat the Sorting Hat assigned her to the House of Pancakes.

Yo mama's so ugly that the Whomping Willow saw her and died.

Yo mama's so stupid she thinks a Patronus is a kind of Tequlia.

Yo Mama's so fat, her Patronus is a Double-Whopper with Cheese.

Yo Mama's so ugly, everybody calls her "She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Naked."

Yo mama's so fat that even the Dementors can't suck her soul out in one sitting.

Yo mama's so fat, if there was a painting of her, it would take ten portraits to show all of her!

Yo mama's so fat, she looked in the mirror of Erised and saw a ham!

Yo mama's so ugly that the Dementor's Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in a Pensieve.

Yo mama's so fat that if she confronted a Boggart it would morph into a treadmill.

Yo Mama's so ugly that even Voldemort won't say her name.

Yo mama's so fat even Grawp can't pick her up!

Yo mama's so fat that it takes two Boggarts to shape-shift into her!

Yo mama's so ugly that she lost a beauty contest to a Mountain Troll.

Yo mama's so ugly that when the basilisk snuck up on her and saw her face, HE dropped dead.

Yo mama's so ugly she turned the Basilisk to stone.

Yo mama's so fat they'd have to use transfiguration to sneak her through the portrait hole in the Gryffindor Tower.

Ya mama's so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim.

Yo mama's so fat the core of her wand has a cream filling.

Yo mama's so ugly that as a baby they had to use the Confundus Charm so the family would play with her.

Yo mama's so ugly she scares the Dementors away.

Yo mama's so ugly that when she asked Crabbe to take her to the Yule Ball, he decided to go with Goyle instead!


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Re: Yo Mama - Harry Potter Edition

Postby actifzoe » Sun Mar 29, 2015 8:39 pm

awesome
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