10 Signs That Your Amish Teenage Boy Is In Trouble

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10 Signs That Your Amish Teenage Boy Is In Trouble

Postby The Anti-Crisst » Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:12 pm

1. He sometimes stays in bed until after 6 a.m.

2. Under his bed you find pictures of women without bonnets.

3. He defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."

4. When you criticize him he yells, "Thou suckst!"

5. His name is Jebadiah, but he prefers to be known as 'Jeb Daddy.'

6. You discover his secret stash of colourful socks.

7. He uses the slang expresion: "Talk to the hand coz the beard ain't listening."

8. He was recently pulled over for driving his horse and cart under the influence of cottage cheese.

9. He has taken to wearing his big black hat backwards.

10. He's started shouting at women in the street, "Show us your ankles!"


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Re: 10 Signs That Your Amish Teenage Is In Trouble

Postby cycleace » Mon Jun 29, 2009 7:03 pm

That is awesomely funny !  :P
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Postby The Anti-Crisst » Sat Jan 24, 2015 10:45 am

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This year, I'm going to join our American cousins and celebrate Thanksgiving the old fashioned way. By which I mean I'm going to invite all my neighbours round for an enormous feast, kill them all and then take their land.

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Re: 10 Signs That Your Amish Teenage Boy Is In Trouble

Postby Lady Space Ace » Sat Jan 24, 2015 11:12 am

The Anti-Crisst @ Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:12 pm wrote:1. He sometimes stays in bed until after 6 a.m.

2. Under his bed you find pictures of women without bonnets.

3. He defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."

4. When you criticize him he yells, "Thou suckst!"

5. His name is Jebadiah, but he prefers to be known as 'Jeb Daddy.'

6. You discover his secret stash of colourful socks.

7. He uses the slang expresion: "Talk to the hand coz the beard ain't listening."

8. He was recently pulled over for driving his horse and cart under the influence of cottage cheese.

9. He has taken to wearing his big black hat backwards.

10. He's started shouting at women in the street, "Show us your ankles!"


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Re: 10 Signs That Your Amish Teenage Boy Is In Trouble

Postby actifzoe » Sat Jan 24, 2015 11:09 pm

i get these from a friend who is latina

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