The Anti-Crisst @ Mon Jun 29, 2009 2:12 pm wrote:1. He sometimes stays in bed until after 6 a.m.
2. Under his bed you find pictures of women without bonnets.
3. He defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."
4. When you criticize him he yells, "Thou suckst!"
5. His name is Jebadiah, but he prefers to be known as 'Jeb Daddy.'
6. You discover his secret stash of colourful socks.
7. He uses the slang expresion: "Talk to the hand coz the beard ain't listening."
8. He was recently pulled over for driving his horse and cart under the influence of cottage cheese.
9. He has taken to wearing his big black hat backwards.
10. He's started shouting at women in the street, "Show us your ankles!"
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